Someone commented "What's with the multi-patterned sheep?"
Genesis 31:35 - Rachel uses 'ladies problems' as an excuse - classic.
There's a guy who comments on the BIOY blog called Jamie, he puts various Christian jokes on there most days, which really makes me smile. Here are a couple I liked from various days.
At the Wedding
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
“Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”
The child thought about this for a moment, then said “So why is the groom wearing black?”
Instruction About Church
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
Annie replied, “Because people are sleeping.”
The Ten Commandments
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honour thy father and thy mother,” she asked,”Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
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